I don’t know where most of those came from, they were floating around on the ‘Net. From the back page of the Engineering Weekly “Ingenioren,” a weekly paper for Danish engineers on May 19th, A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week. Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
37 Hilarious Jokes Only For Engineers
Some are indecent. A few are obscene. But we’re talking about lawyers
The Christmas date. Foo Bar. 6. Santa’s glasses. Because he doesn’t C#. 7. Countdown.
Youngest Daughter is a mechanical engineering major. FYI, not a whole lot of girls in that major. It just so happens that three of them including my daughter are all living together this year, thus cornering the market on 5th year female mechanical engineering majors all in one apartment! Youngest posted something she found on a blog site called Pocket Protector and Heels. Hope you find these amusing like I did. Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.
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Just for fun! 10 jokes about (and for) engineers
But the reality is that with millions of people stuck inside, they’re gonna go on the internet and make some memes and jokes. They do that even.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data? I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design. Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You have cuter dimples than a cardioid! My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. Nice set of parabolas! Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.
55 Math Jokes and Math Puns for Parents, Teachers, and Kids
The Joker’s origin is presented via flashback, while simultaneously depicting his attempt to drive Jim Gordon insane and Batman’s desperate attempt to stop him. Created by Moore, Bolland, and Higgins as their own take on the Joker’s source and psychology ,  the story became famous for its origin of the Joker as a tragic character; a family man and failed comedian who suffered “one bad day” that finally drove him insane.
Moore stated that he attempted to show the similarities and contrasts between Batman and the Joker. The story’s effects on the mainstream Batman continuity also included the shooting and paralysis of Barbara Gordon a. Batgirl , an event that eventually leads her to develop the identity of Oracle.
There was a Bus Conductor, who was Very Rude to his passengers. One day, a Beautiful Young Girl, of around 18 Years, tried to board the bus, but he didn’t.
Our model, which art in nowhere. Guessing be thy name. Thy assumptions come, Thy will be done in future as it was in the past. Give us this day our premium rates, and forgive us our lousy estimates, as we forgive those who supply us with crappy data. Lead us not into insolvencies, and deliver us from auditors. For thine is the NAME? Submitted by Steve Tong at stong loom. Question: Why did the actuary put in his will that he is to be buried in Israel?
FRIDAY FUNNY: Engineering A Sense Of Humor, Revisited
A string of recent studies have shown that laughter helps us to learn new things by reducing anxiety and boosting motivation, participation, perception, memory, and attention. These math jokes and puns are categorized by beginner and intermediate, so you can find the right level of math joke for your audience. If these calculations are correct, these math jokes and math puns are the funniest, smartest, and easiest to remember.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
JOKES: 1. Actuary talking: “a. There are three kinds of actuaries. one actuary, the engineer was asked “If there was a fire in the I have a hot date tonight. 9.
At least two of these jokes have been used in engineering classrooms to help students remember concepts and to lighten the mood. Please feel free to use them in your own classroom, and let me know what you think! Would you like me to write some jokes for your classroom material? Drop me an email and we can arrange something. I keep trying to find a phone number in Atlanta, but all the websites keep returning “Not Found” errors.
An area code for phone numbers in Atlanta is , which is also a response code from webservers that means “not found. The sophisticated AI I released onto the ‘net didn’t do quite what I expected. GiveUp ; you. LetDown ; around. Desert ; you. MakeCry ; goodbye. Say ; lie.
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An Engineer’s Aspect. Saturday, May 29, Humor. Surgery: Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
Paganini’s violin concert performed with facial expressions. A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, “I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can’t solve. Three months down the track there is a major drama, everything goes wrong – the usual stuff – and the manager feels very threatened by it all.
He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope. The message inside says “Blame your predecessor! About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize! Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says “Prepare three envelopes”. What is the difference between a project manager and a used car salesman?
If you follow me on Twitter elijahmanor , you may have noticed that I like a good pun and I like to create them as well. The following is a list of curated original puns. Please, don’t groan all at once
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Mechanical engineer Austin and Laura who works in sales and marketing, answer the age-old dating question: do opposites attract? I definitely prefer to meet people in real life. I find it way easier to go out and talk to people in person. She was definitely really friendly and funny and had good banter. All the usual stuff like what we do for fun and travelling.
We both like to travel, we definitely have that in common. We had some differences but not bad stuff. Being an engineer I kind of have to be I guess. But that was no issue. The conversation was really easy, which is surprising because I thought it might be hard with the technological challenges, but it was all good. It went well.